Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
What happens next?
Why did everyone black out? Will the visions of the future come true? Who is behind all of this? And who is that dude in the stadium in Detroit?![]()
Sunday, September 27, 2009
The future of your spec pilot
Nah. If you have an idea about the first few seasons, I think you're in good shape. Few shows get that far. Just be aware that a lot of agents, producers, execs, etc. read spec pilots and complain that they can't envision what future episodes would be like. They want to know that you have created a machine for cranking out conflicts and episodes over and over, and not just a fun 60 (or 30) minutes of content.
And if you become so lucky as to get your show made, the future of the series won't be completely up to you, anyway. You'll be working with executives, producers and other writers to lay out the arc of the show.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Ahhhh so much TV to watch
Tonight marks ABC's attempt to get back into the half-hour comedy game with Modern Family and Cougar Town. Everyone loves the first pilot (I've seen it and concur), while I've heard mostly bad reviews of the second. But Courteney Cox-Arquette is so great that I think we should give it a couple episodes, no?
Here are some clips:
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Less "glamorous" industry jobs?
All jobs in Hollywood require some kind of networking, since most people hire workers who have been recommended to them, even for the most lowly of production assistant jobs. It's not 100% impossible to find a job via websites like entertainmentcareers.net or Craigslist or something, but be aware that it rarely happens this way - even for jobs that seem less "glamorous" to you. As for production coordinator - that is not an entry level position. All production coordinators start off as production assistants, I would think. And if you've never worked in Hollywood, then you pretty much need to start off at entry level positions.
Whether you want to give up your well-paying job and try to get a job in the industry is up to you. It's not a requirement for becoming a writer, but it will certainly teach you about the business (especially if you can find a job that involves interacting with writers). Also, if you have no way to get your script inside the walls of Hollywood, you're going to have to figure out some way, whether it's making contacts via a job or another way. I quit my industry job a month ago, but I felt comfortable that I would still be connected to Hollywood through all the people I've met. I still have people emailing me job opportunities, reading my scripts, etc.
If you do decide to look for an industry job, try to get as close to the people who do what you want to do as possible. (Another common piece of advice is to work for the most powerful person you can find.) Although it may sound "easier" to you to find work as an office manager of a commercial production company or something, I'm not sure that will help your writing career whatsoever. Before you make the jump into poorly paid Hollywood drone, make sure the experience is going to be worth it.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Fan Friday: Skins
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Spec pilots - premise pilots vs. "typical" episodes
That's tough - because I think the answer is: both. I don't mean you should physically write two scripts; I think you should write a pilot, which is the first episode of a show, but that it should also be a kind of typical episode that gives us a sense of what future episdoes will be like. It's a really difficult task, especially if you're writing a serial drama. In a sitcom it shouldn't be that hard.
But let's say you are writing a drama about a guy who enters a new world for the first time. It's a premise pilot - a show based on something big that happens in the beginning. And obviously, you need to show us that big thing. But if you write something like this, you may get notes like, "what's the series?" or "what's episode 10?" or "what's the arc of this show?" So even if you do opt to go a very premise-y route, you should have these answers in your head, and try as hard as you can to infuse your pilot with the seeds of the rest of the show. Part of this, I think, is setting up series conflicts.
I think another strategy is to make sure you have an episodic pilot story in addition to any sort of big premise world-setting-up kinda stuff. A great example is MAD MEN, which is probably the most succcessful spec pilot ever (although, yes, it took years to get made). In the pilot we get to know all these people and the world and stuff, but we still have the episodic plot of Sterling Cooper putting together a cigarette ad campaign. This lets us know exactly how ad campaigns will be handled as episodic plots in future episodes. (It also was a nice self-reflective comment on all the smoking you'll see in the show.) Genius, eh?
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
BORED TO DEATH premieres Sunday
Frank Bruni & Max Mutchnick at ICM Screening Room tonight
From LA Weekly:
Who once wrote, "And it might be more fun if the flesh on those tapered limbs were better. But chicken was dry. Two kinds of steak met one kind of fate: flavorlessness. Tuna joined them in that ignoble, insipid land." If you answered "Frank Bruni" — wow, you really know your food critics. The now-retired New York Times writer has new book, Born Round: The Secret History of a Full-Time Eater. Bruni appears with Max Mutchnick, which sounds like the name of a gooey dessert but is really the guy who co-created Will & Grace. Part of Writers Bloc series, so if you ask a question, try to sound intelligent.
Kanye/Taylor/Beyonce - and Leno

Another possibly inappopriate snippet: heard Kayne West called Patrick Swayze's widow to tell her that Michael Jackson's death was the most important death of the year.
And did anybody read Kanye's blog apology? I'm baffled...because his lyrics are actually pretty eloquent, and yet that post sounds like it was written by a 12 year-old. At least he apologized on Leno? Who knew that Kayne's douchebagery would be the best thing to happen to the new king of 10 pm... By the way, his premiere brought in a ridiculous 17.7 million viewers. Bad news for hour drama writers, I guess. Time to put together that late night packet, huh?
Maybe at some point I'll get back to doing worthwhile things with my time. No promises.
Monday, September 14, 2009
More on Assistant Jobs
It really depends on the job, show, etc. - because different people will be in charge of hiring. Sometimes it's the showrunner's assistant, sometimes it's an HR person, sometimes it's a UPM, production coordinator, etc. If you're going to go the cold-calling route for shows you probably want to track down the production office and ask whomever answers the phone. At production companies and studios it's usually a combination of HR and the assistants who are replacing themselves. But in my experience there is a wide variety of people who are in charge of hiring assistants, PAs, etc., and no one plan or route will work for everything.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Things I Love: Vampire Diaries

Vampire Diaries is a romantic, coming-of-age throwback to the WB dramas of the late 90s, combining sweetness and sarcasm. Check out my review here.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
I Will Not Read Your F---ing Script
I can't say I agree with everything he says, but he makes a lot of excellent points.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Premiering this week
DVR FAIL! Why did my DVR not record the new Melrose Place last night? Arg. I will have to catch it some other time. What did you guys think? Better than the 90210 remake? Better than the original? I've actually never seen the original because I was playing with legos or something, though I remember my parents forbidding my older sister to watch it. I particularly enjoyed the New York Times review of the new MP, with its classic NYT avoidance of taking a stand on whether the show is good or bad.
Hey, what if we made Twilight into a show? If you're into teen vampires, Vampire Diaries premieres Thursday @ 8 on the CW. I'm not into vamps, but I do like Nina Dobrev, my Degrassi fave who had to deal with the discrimination that comes with being a teen mother who also wants to be a cheerleader and a model. The show already has a spinoff of sorts, a web series called A Darker Truth.
Fox is also getting a head start on the new fall season with its Glee premiere tonight @ 9. Most of us have already seen it, since they showed it back in May to (successfully) create buzz. Not sure if the show has staying power, but I'm excited since it's something different and fun. I'm also amazed by the fact that the show's cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" became a bigger hit than the original one ever was. That's kind of a big deal, no?![]()
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Emmy Nominated Writers Panel This Thursday
Thursday, September 10 - 7:30pm
WGA Theater - 135 S. Doheny Dr., Beverly Hills
Celebrating excellence in writing for television, the Writers Guild of America West and Writers Guild Foundation present a selection of the year's best television writers for a lively discussion of their craft, their nominated projects, and the business of writing for television.
PANELISTS INCLUDE:
Jack Burditt – 30 Rock
Andre Jacquemetton & Maria Jacquemetton and Matthew Weiner – Mad Men
Billy Kimball & Ian Maxtone-Graham – The Simpsons
Rob Kutner – The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Damon Lindelof & Carlton Cuse – Lost
Michael Sucsy – Grey Gardens
MODERATOR: Rainn Wilson - The Office
Online Prices: $20 General; $15 WGA members; $10 Students with ID - plus booking fees
Door Prices: $25 General; $20 WGA members; $15 Students with ID
For tickets & more info, click here.
Friday, September 4, 2009
(Ironic) Fan Friday: The Indoor Fountain

Just sit on your secondhand Craigslist couch and listen to the majestic gurgling as the water cascades down into your Gladware...
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Putting a Logo on Your Title Page?
I actually don't know if you can put an image on an Final Draft page - my suggestion would be to make a title page in Word, and then insert it into the final PDF after you've converted your script from FDR to PDF (generally you shouldn't be sending around FDR files anyway unless they're to a writing partner or something, as not everyone has Final Draft and PDFs are just more universal).
But that being said, if it's a spec or original pilot you're working on, you probably shouldn't be putting a logo in there at all. You want to keep your presentation simple.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Insert Obligatory Green Day Lyric About September Here
Awkward segue....I'm enjoying my post-agency life. Blogging for Twirlit, spreading my love of grammar to students taking the SATs, adding more pages to my unintentionally epic romantic comedy. I spent this past weeked in Huntington Beach with my sister, enjoying the spoils of her Fancy Corporate Job, including browning myself at the beach resort and cruising in her rented red Mustang convertible. We drove down the PCH to Newport and Laguna, where I soaked in Josh Schwartz's inspiration for my beloved O.C. It's suprisingly quaint and cute, though I certainly realize how many millions of dollars you need to live somewhere so "quaint."
I also caught up on my favorite summer series, Royal Pains. If you missed it, you can watch the last few eps on USA's website. In addition to being way funnier and more interesting than the average medical show, the music is great, and Paulo Costanzo is adorable and hilarious.