My friend and I tried to cross Rodeo today on our way to lunch and we ran into a film crew, tourists and policemen. General melee. Then I heard a raspy woman yelling "ARE YOU GAY?" and I realized it was Joan Rivers, just the pint-sized plastic hellion in a black dress you'd expect her to be. I stepped into the street in an attempt to pass by, and was chastised by a policeman who then turned to the crew and said, "You have to let people walk down the sidewalk! We can't have people walking in the street."
Let's all calm down, people. It's just CELEBRITY APPRENTICE. Move so I can get my panini.